Extremely Unusual Troubles

Seduce me What? Seduce me No! I am dispenser! I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be my engineer? Earn it! Come look at dispenser Engi look at dispenser Seduced me! Dear God... Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer, call me later pal! No! Now this! Do it, Doc! Eins, zwei, drei... (One, Two, Three...) Ja! (Yes!) Very nice! Thanks, Doc! Welcome back, comrade! Dummkopf! (Idiot!) Scout, baby! Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Shut the f*ck up! Scout! C'mon maggot This is chess game, not a Scottish g*y robot tea party! What? Run home and tell your mama to make me sandwich Screw you guys! Move up! Demoman! That Scout hates black men That's racist! Scout is flying! Is funny Checkmate C'mon, Doc! Sentry down! Partner? Thank you, Scout No problem, i gotcha Look  at me, boys! You spin me right round, baby Right round like a maggot, baby Right round round round You spin me right round, baby Right round like a maggot, baby What the f*ck, Soldier? A: Damn Hippies      B: Buff The Bison
C: Painis                      D: Pyro is W+M1 Painis I won! Yeeeey! Fine... Let us play? Yes! You suck! I have surprise for you too! I am ready to fight babies One...Two...

Aww... Crap Come closer, i will crush you! Let's make some pain, boys! Run and hide, babies! Let's win already, i got a date! But of course We doing this! We have you surrounded, from this side! Boys, i am proud of you! I should have done this long ago! Its ok guys, you still got me Who is the tough guy now? Nice shot! Merasmus! No! God damn it, Merasmus! Shrunken Soldier! Damn it! F*ck you! C'mon Spy! Of course! Attack! Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle! Ten hut! Back from hell! You can not beat me! Pa-Pow! No... Ready for that charge, Doc! Jawohl! (Yes sir!) You deserve a fruit basket, Doc! Bucket! Yeah! Thanks! I am coming for you! Spy down! Did you think you could beat me? Help me, Miss Pauling! Say goodnight! Help now! Watch out! Take that! I am not done with you yet! Boom! Lets go Scout! Gotcha! Bending time and space! Damn it, Heavy! Doctor! Is tea time No! Merasmus, i am going to haunt your ass with my foot! No! Enough! I leave! Soldier Boo! Hello again Enough! I lea... Soldier F*ck! That Soldier is ruining the timeline This is unacceptable! Lieutenant, report the status of our cake engineers General, team V.A.G.I.

Is ready for deployment Awaiting permission to engage Under my responsibility permission granted Our mission cannot be compromised Glory to Space Cakes! Come get me! I am Soldier from the future Come with me, if you want to live! What? Dance with you painis Dance, everybody....