Crofter's, the only jelly I will put in my belly. T: Well, today, uh, I have a special announcement, and this is absolutely a hundred percent true, T: That's right. We have actually, officially... ...Partnered with Crofter's.
Logan/Logic: What?! T: Right? Roman/Creativity: Oh my, gosh peck. Yes! T: Right? When I first heard about it my mouth was, like... ...Ajar! R: I propose that we compose A BALLAD. To celebrate the occasion! L: I-I, hm, I can barely breathe T: Now guys, easy, I know you two must be excited, but I don't think I can handle a musical Sanders Sides RIGHT AFTER the last video...
[Deep breath] I wouldn't wanna SPREAD MYSELF TOO THIN! [Giggling] Right? Like you spread jelly? R: Now Thomas I do appreciate the play on words, truly I do. But do not fear. It's SMEAR-ly a little jingle! T: Oh, you tricky minx! L: Roman, I love Crofter's, but the idea of a musical ditty dedicated entirely to a partnership with them... ...IS AN IDEA THAT I LOVE POSSIBLY EVEN MORE! [Almost falls over] R: [Deep inhale] [Quietly] Yay! T: Hit it! R: [Singing] It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense.
We're bombarded with grim black currant events. I should drop this whole serious song pretense, 'cause this song is not about all that. T: We made a partnership with Crofter's! We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear. We believe it meant to extend us an offer...
R: ...For which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs! L: [Speaking] So let me get this straight... R: Good luck with that! L: There was no email exchange between our team and the people with Crofter's Organic? T: No. L: A roar, as you described it, was heard and interpreted as a partnership offer that is believed to have been made by Crofter's bear mascot all the way from Ontario, Canada? T: Sure! L: That makes perfect sense! Logan: [Singing] Dreams come true, that's news to me. How Wild...
...Blueberry. Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? Even [riffing] I... I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.
The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day in a local health foods grocery. T: I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake discovering a treasure once unknown to me. But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed! Guys, I cannot believe this is real-- [Shouting] Oh sh**! [Weeping] Oh my gosh, it's all gone! It's ruined! [Shouting and weeping, anguished] IT'S RUINED-- [Normally speaking] Oh, no, it's totally fine okay, you guys ready? Five, six, seven... [Singing] Guys, I cannot believe this is real! L: [GASP] R: [Speaking slowly] "Logan's Berry"? L: [Stuttering, speechless] R: Why is it just Logan's Berry? I like Crofter's, too! L: I...
Am going to flip... My... Lid. T: Ow! Sh**! R: I literally said, "I love me a good spoonful of Crofter's" when we first talked about it.
Play that flashback! Roman: Get out of here Anxiety, you stupid Robert Downer Jr.! Anyway as I was saying, I'm not a huge jelly guy. T: Oooooo... L: [Mouth full] Yikes. T: Did we put that in this video? R: Wh--I am not a huge jelly guy EXCEPT for Crofter's.
That's what makes it so special! Also, that was NOT the flashback I was referring to and you know it! L: Is this made from actual loganberries? T: No, they weren't in season. L: Oh. T: But it's blackberry and pomegranate! [Stuttering] So that's-- It's awesome! L: I.. Still...
Love it. L: [Singing] Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... Blueberry.
R: [Singing] I'm fraught with jelly-sy (jealously).
I can't believe you're telling me L: Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
R: that he's the favored side! Both: Even [riffing] I.... L: I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm...
R: I don't have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm... ...Feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.
L: [Shovels jam into mouth] T: [Speaking] Sorry I didn't quite catch that, Roman. You guys were kind of... Singing over each other. Are you okay? R: [Sighs] I can't help but wonder if we as a society are past the days of celebrating dashing princes and acts of bravery...
*Music stops* ...That are edging on stupidity. T: *music starts again* What do you mean? R: I am not blind to the reality that Logan has steadily grown more popular than me! He's a teacher. I'm a prince! But look at him now! L: [Scarfing jam] R: He's just so cool! In a way that I don't understand. T: Aw Roman, we were really just trying to promote a jelly here.
I didn't... ...Really plan on any heavy character development. R: Ugh, I-I don't know, it just came up organically. [Stuttering] Organically? Like Crofter's Organic? Another pun? Excuse me.
[To himself] Roman, you dunce! You made a joke and now they'll think that everything's fine. T: Roman? R: Mmm?! Oh, yes, are we still doing a video? T: Yeah you--you know that. You didn't, like, sink out, or anything. R: You--uh, you're right.
Ya-I did know that. T: Listen, bud, T: Something that might cheer you up, that hopefully Crofter's won't mind me saying, is that if Logan's Berries-- --however you say that plural, if they sell well... Then maybe, no promises, but MAYBE... You'll get your own flavor? R: EVERYBODY GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND BUY LOGAN'S BERRY JAM.
GO TO LOGANSBERRY.COM. R: PLEASE SUPPORT IT. PLEASE? SO THAT I CAN GET MY OWN FLAVOR?
T: Wha... Uh...
Wow R: [Clapping] C'MON, PLEASE (x6)
T: Um, okay. T: Uh, MAYBE! Maybe.
R: Guys it's a GUARANTEE. I will get my own flavor. T: No! T: No, it's--it's a maybe.
R: It's SO GOOD you guys! [Mouth full] It--It's so good-- Say, that is a pretty flippin' finger-lickin' fruit spread! T: Oh, you like it? R: Like it? Like it!? LIKE IT!? [Screeching] L I K E I T ! ? [Singing] This is Crofter's! T+L: This is Crofter's! R: We're talking Crofters!
(T: Sweet, sweet Crofter's!) R: I mean this jelly might as well be gold! R: It's all that I opt for! L: 'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly I put in my B E L L Y ! L:*holds note* (R+T: Only jelly. In my belly.) L: [Riffing] (R+T: Only jelly. In my belly. (X2)) All: The only jelly I'll put in my belly! R: [Riffing] CROFTER-- *stops suddenly* R: [Speaking] Are we--are we done? We're done? Okay.
T: So that's a yes, you like it? R: Oh, uh yeah. T: Oh good! Logan, how 'bout-- L: [Suction sound] L: Yes, it is adequate. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some very important private biscuits--I mean, business to attend to. T: Fantastic.
And yes, it is official. We are actually selling these... ...Logan's Berry jellies. Of course, this is our way to announce this.
We have an actual official jelly that we're selling and never in my wildest dreams did I think that I would be here on this day-- [Laughing] --saying that. I've never been really much of a jelly lover growing up. And, uh, this is actually so good. It tastes awesome! I'm so honored.
Thank you to Crofter's for partnering with us! This is amazing, and, uh, you can get yours at shopthomassanders.Com I can't believe this. Enjoy! And until next time... Take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Peace out! R: Wow, this video was jam-packed with jelly puns. T: Yeah, even Logan made a few! It was honestly kind of jarring.
L: Crofter's brings out something different in me. Puns are like my figurative forbidden fruit...Spread. T: Okay, there you go. He's still doing it.
R: I don't mean to jelly-fish for compliments, but I made a few good ones myself! T: Mee-sa love jelly puns! L: Was that Spongeboob Squaretrousers? T: No, that was my... ...JAR JAR BINKS IMPRESSION! Virgil/Anxiety: I heard through the Concord Grapevine that you guys were making puns. T/L/R: Virgil! V: Yeah, Patton paid me a dollar to say that. L: Wait, Patton knows about-- Patton/Morality: [Laughing] All those puns, Logan? P: Berry clever of you! I love it.
L: No!
T: Patton caught you with your hand in the jelly jar! ...Instead of cookie jar? L: Well, my efforts to be taken seriously are all now fruitless. T/L/R/V: Good one! L: No, I didn't mean-- R: Patton catching Logan punning was just the Morello Cherry on top! [Chuckling] *seriously* We couldn't find that one in the stores. L: [Sighs] Crofter's! You're the only one who understands me..
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